Wednesday, April 30, 2008

EFM

When my sister in law became a stay at home mommy, she sent out an email notifying everyone of her new status as Domestic Engineer. I love that! I have worn the title proudly for 4 years now, and would like to share with BlogLand that I have recently completed my certification for Expert in Fluids Management. I have logged countless hours and passed practicums for such courses as "Overseeing the Toddler Peeing", "Sippy Cups 101", "The Big Bang: Diaper Explosion", and "Vacation Vomit: How Will You Deal With It?". Thank you, thank you. Interested in obtaining your certification? Contact me!

2 comments:

Rebecca said...

Sign me up for the course!!! . . . Can I transfer in previous credits? Like the upper-division course I took in Thailand called, "Toddler Vomit in a Thai Taxi: Keeping it Under Control."

Jessica said...

We do accept transfers, and in fact, would like to offer you a speaking engagement to present your topic to the next class. =)